From the Oops! File....

1)     That day I was fuming. There was a particular gadget about this blogger that was getting  on my nerves. With BIG hopes that my friend is going to help m out, I dialled his number.

989......559

1^st ring....

2^nd ring....

The other side answered “Hello?”

And this side was me “This is getting enough man!”

And he spoke... “Actually, Bhaiya has gone for a bath.”

Oops!!

2)    I had gone for a family function. I saw a girl sitting in the front row. I could see the half side of her face and suddenly I recalled her to be an acquaintance. I stood up, went to her.

Hey..How are you? Long time, noh?

She turned her face towards me. I had never ever seen her!!

Oops!!

3)    There was just one month left for the 10^th board exams and my math teacher made sure that I was into books all the time for the reason that I was extremely poor in mathematics. She took our extra classes during winter vacations and made me and a few more classmates of mine sit under the sun to study. There were some dried leaves fallen on the ground. We made it a play to write on those leaves and pass on to each other while she looked away.

I picked up a leaf and scribbled “I hate this teacher! She’s sick!”

And without looking up I raised my hand in the right direction expecting my friend to catch the leaf. But...but....teachers always reach you at the wrong time !!

A few seconds later, I was picking the dried leaves along with my friends! L

Oops!! Oops!!

4)    My dad bought 3 new toothbrushes. Red for me, blue for my sister and yellow for my mother.

    One day I went to the wash room and noticed that my tooth brush was wet even before I used it. I had a doubt that my sister got confused and used mine, so I went to ask her.

Me: Sis, did you use the red tooth brush? That is mine. Yours is blue or something right?

Sister: What? No...all these days I've been using red. Yours is yellow... I am sure.

Oops!

My mom: What!!?? Red is mine!! I've been using it all these days. You girls got confused.


Oops! Oops!!

5)    Once I was very angry on my sister for some reason. I wanted to take revenge on her. I added salt in her home delivered favourite veg sandwich which she ordered

The next day, at school's lunch break, being hungry I opened my lunch box. My heart sank after I ate a salty sandwich and spitted it out! I realised my mom being unwell couldn't cook anything and packed the same salty sandwich for my lunch.

Oops! Oops!! Oops!!!